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Trader Pig Main

DEPRESSION
PIG

THE MARKET NEVER SLEEPS. NEITHER DO YOU.

APE IN INTO DEPRESSION ($DEPRESS)
CA:
CZ3PQCUTG5njm89imMgg9ZpqXt8jwfAZ75R9Z5nypump
COPIED
BTC -50% /// ETH -40% /// SANITY -99% /// CIGARETTES RUNNING LOW /// WIFE LEFT /// POSITION LIQUIDATED /// BTC -50% /// ETH -40% ///
System.Log: Daily_Routine

Chronicles of Despair

"I wake up when the chart drops. I sleep when the chart drops. The only thing growing in this house is a pile of empty cans and cortisol levels."

He was a successful investor in 2021. Now he lives in a 5-minute timeframe, surrounded by pizza boxes and broken dreams. This isn't just a token. It's a cry for help recorded on the blockchain.

40+
CIGARETTES PER DAY
-98%
BAG HOLDER STATUS
LIVE FEED
Monitor Focus

// Gallery_Of_Sorrow //
NO EXIT FOUND

Scene 1
SCENE_01.LOG

MORNING / DAY. COFFEE DOESN'T HELP.

Life simulation. Trying to find a pattern in chaos. Dirty dishes as an indicator of stress accumulation. Only expired mayonnaise and hope in the fridge.

Scene 2
SCENE_02.LOG

CYCLE. CONSUMPTION AND ALIENATION.

Life simulation. Trying to find a pattern in chaos. The chart on the toilet wall is the only analytics you can trust.

Scene 3
SCENE_03.LOG

EVENING / NIGHT. WASHING AWAY LOSSES.

Life simulation. Trying to find a pattern in chaos. Water doesn't wash away fatigue. It just makes it wet.

⚠ FATAL_SYSTEM_FAILURE ⚠

SYSTEM
CRASH

Attempt to load "Roadmap.exe" resulted in a critical error. Data corrupted.

ERROR_01: DENIAL.exe
X

PUMP.FUN LAUNCH

Process started successfully. User is currently denying reality.

  • [OK] Token Deployed
  • [OK] Twitter Created
  • [OK] First Meme Posted
ERROR_02: ANGER.dll
X

MARKETING & RAIDS

Critical warning: High stress levels detected. Why isn't chart moving up?

> RAIDING TWITTER...
> PAYING DEXSCREENER...
> SCREAMING IN VC...
ERROR_03: BARGAINING.sys
X

RAYDIUM MIGRATION

Requesting connection to liquidity pool. Please wait...

"If we reach bonding curve, I promise never to short again."

ERROR_04: DEPRESSION.vbs
X

HODL THE LINE

System resources exhausted. Hope not found.

Creating community based on shared trauma...
SUCCESS: ACCEPTANCE
X

NIRVANA

Task completed successfully. Listings achieved. Lambo ordered.